majestic flightless turd
imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug
Fantastic beasts and where Hagrid hides them.
(via effervescentwallflower)I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me
(via squirrelandassbutt)i'm quitting the human race and becoming a house